What’s up men! It’s me, pops, back with another story about our whore of a daughter getting me out of trouble as always. So we got in the car to go out and pick up some vodka, she was pissed I made her drive me but seriously I was way too hammered to drive myself down to the liquor store so even though she was angry she did it. I bought a half gallon of vodka, dropping the last of our money and some of next week’s rent on it but it was so worth it…until the fucking car broke down on the way house. Some guy stopped and helped us push it in to a local garage but when the mechanic told us how much it was going to be to get the van fixed I laughed, tehre was no way I had that much money.
I soon figured out a way to get the mechanic paid off and pulling him aside I told him i’d pay him with our daughter’s pussy if he promised to get the work done within the hour, you should have seen the look on this men face he thought he’d hit the lottery or something!