Let me tell you about this little scam that I’ve been running. I’ve been putting fake ads on places like Craigs List to sell football tickets. Of course, I don’t have any tickets, I just take their money. Well, I hit the jackpot this year because I live just an hour or so from where the superbowl is going to be and people will pay just about anything for these tickets. 1 of these fools was this punk named Vanilla.
He had some story that I really didn’t want to hear about driving 8 hours to get her to see the superbowl. I just wanted to see his money. When he took out his wallet, I grabbed the cash and told him to leave. When he didn’t, I started to beat his sorry ass. our daughter heard all the noise and saved him. She felt so bad for him that she pitty drilled him. Anyways, take a look at pics of our daughter taking care of this poor fuck. I didn’t care, I had 3 hundred bucks to go spend at the local bar where I was going to be watching the large game.